Have you ever gotten your nipples pinched when you are half naked in public?

No, it wasn't me.

It was my cousin who was also at the FOC camp together with me.

It happened in sentosa.

and i believe he enjoyed it tremedously. haha


Geraldine and Gordan...


Getting ready to pluck raisins. Must massage the raisins first.


Gordon feels that it's his moment in time so he wanna post for the camera.


without warning, geraldine just pinched him and gordan goes weak in his knees.


he let out a moan and from his face, you can tell that he is really really shuang. this is what i call, a climatic experience. His moment in time.

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Have you ever wondered which soccer team is the most valuable?

some say that soccer is a beautiful game.

some say that soccer is boring with 22 men chasing after a ball and that he would rather play billard where 2 men try to pot 22 balls (cue ball included). well, in terms of numbers, 2 men trying to pot 22 balls sound more exciting than 22 men chasing 1 ball.

I say, that soccer is not just a game...but it's also a business under all the sweat, the handsome men, and the balls, that is.

According to forbes.com, in 2006, Arse-anal, or rather Arsenal FC, was the club that rose the most in value in 2006. they are moving into their new $700mil stadium and it is gonna generate $60mil gate receipts yearly. By calling Arsenal "Arse-anal", you will know that i am not a big fan of them. Although they were the club that rose the most in value, they are still quite far from the most valuable club.

and presenting to you, Manchester United The Richest In the World Football Club. the ManUtd team value is at 1,373mil, and they revenue last season is at $298mil.

Just for you Arse-anal fans, your team value is at $841mil ONLY!! and revenue is at $207mil. go home and cry.

And something for the ABC (anything but Chelsea) fans to cheer about, Chelsea is not as valuable as most people think they are. their team value is at $508mil and revenue is $267mil ONLY.

Sorry, when it comes to teams, i am truly biased.

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Have you ever wondered who is the master of breakdancing?

This kid, or rather adolescent, is the man...

he may not be a master now, but i am betting my whole fortune (which i dun have much of) on him to be one in future.

at this age (25 mths old), i am still suckling and learning to say "mama" and he is doing breakdance. gosh..!!

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Have you ever wondered why jeans are always sewn with orange threads?

No one is really certain how jeans came about.

but today's topic is not about that but about why jeans is usually sewn with orange threads.

for that, we have to go back to the history books.

it is first known that jeans is actually worn by miners who needed some really tough and durable clothes. But complaints about jeans pockets easily ripped apart when the miners kept their tools in there inspired tailor Jacob Davis. He reinforced the jeans that he made with copper rivets. this idea was then patented by him and Levi Strauss & Comapany.

and to match the copper rivets on the jeans and make it more appealing to the general public, they started sewing up jeans using the orange threads.

it is used to simply match the copper rivets on jeans.

and when the patent for the copper rivets by Levis expired, many other brands and companies followed suit. and thus making this setup for jeans a standard till now.

Enlightened?

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Have you ever felt that English is a funny old language?

i am not one who is a master of english....nor do i speak very good english.

but here's 5 reasons why english is a funny old language.

1) 26 letters made up english!

2) what's the difference between flammable and inflammable?

3) the longest english word is not in the oxford dictionary.
however, it can be found in www.dictionary.com

1 entry found for supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

Main Entry:	supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Part of Speech:	adjective
Definition:	a nonsense word meaning fantastic; also called supercalifragilistic
Etymology:	popularized by the movie `Mary Poppins'

best of all, it absolutely have no meaning..

4) a four letter word can have multiple uses and meanings.

FUCK! - agitated
Fuck you (shouted) - can be used to threaten someone
Fuck you (laughing) - used when friends are joking
Fuck you (grining, smiling) - depending on situations, if a guy says it to another, something is up (no pun intended).
you're gonna get fucked - can be literal meaning, can also mean that you are gonna get beaten up.
fuck your mother, father, sister, brother, dog, cat, mouse - a vulgar curse at you.
fuck off - used to ask someone to get lost or go away
what the fuck? - used in questioning tone, puzzled
get the fuck out of here - (see fuck off)
fucking hell - literally scolding hell, or just a statement of amazement

5) English is spoken differently in different countries....american english, british english, singlish

the above is tongue in cheek and is too be taken light-heartedly...

no offence to anyone or even to the language.

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Have you ever wonder how a man can fly?

Just watch the video and have a good laugh.

now u should believe me that man really can fly...

and land really hard in water!

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Have you ever wondered why some guys like to urinate with the toilet seat down?

i was about to do my "business" today and when i enter one of the cubicles, i saw that the toilet seat is down with urine all over it.

somebody must have had a really bad bladder problem or he has a really crooked whip...or maybe just "bad control"

then i had to wipe up all the gross urine from the seat as i was pretty urgent and that is the only cubicle free...kaozz...dunno how much toilet roll i used to wipe up the seat.

then it just occured to me that why guys can't lift that seat up when they urinate?? where's that social grace?

anyway, isn't it more difficult to aim into a smaller hole? (when the seat is down, the hole of the toilet bowl is smaller)

i am a graceful person and i always lift the seat up when i urinate at the toilet bowl. but usually i use the urinal... it's easier, don't need to aim. bobo shooters also can get marksman.

it isn't the first time that it happened...i have seen it so many times at so many different places...but the problem is still there...

but luckily for me, all the times that happened is only urine and not shit... heng ah....shit i won't wipe hor.. lun for another toilet cubicle liao...the further the better. haha

maybe the toilet seat makers should have a spring loaded for the seats...when not in use, it will spring back up.

does this problem happen in the female toilets as well??

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